ejacutastic:

kill the imposter

ejacutastic:

kill the imposter

(Source: blaaargh)

1 Aug 2014 / Reblogged from ruf1ohn1tram with 95,607 notes / laughs funny things planes birds This is a queue 

thejohnsu:

The Law of Equivalent Exchange

1 Aug 2014 / Reblogged from destiny919 with 122,123 notes / oh no FMA This is a queue 

pinkvelourtracksuit:

once i take my bra off, don’t ask me to do shit for u bitch bc once that bra comes off, i am clocked out of life. i am done. i am finished. i am logged the fuck out. 

1 Aug 2014 / Reblogged from limbolenses with 354,603 notes / yeah bras relatable This is a queue 

youredarrenfreakingpotter:

My dad would tell me that when we were little and people would say to him “wow, four daughters, that’s a lot of weddings to pay for” (because traditionally the bride’s family would pay for the wedding), my dad would respond with “well, we’re hoping at least one of them will be gay so we can split the cost with the other bride’s family”
He said people never knew how to respond

1 Aug 2014 / Reblogged from sherlockholmres with 56,689 notes / yes Queer Internet story time This is a queue 

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

image

coolranchdevitos:

waspsbewaremywrathrawr:

fuks:

SAIL

I PRESSED PLAY JUST AS I WAS TAKING A DRINK AND DIET COKE JUST SHOT OUT MY NOSE. I FEEL LIKE I JUST VOMITED

there are so many layers of humor to appreciate here

the disruption of pleasant relaxing music

the word “sail” being yelled slightly off-beat as if the person filming was planning this and got a little eager

the small child’s laughter in the background

the pianist whispering “shit” to himself as if he only dropped an m&m or something

the foot appearing seemingly out of nowhere

the dedicated pianist falling down with his piano

it’s all so beautiful

1 Aug 2014 / Reblogged from urban-amore with 418,921 notes / best a classic Vine Sail Video This is a queue 

grimsdark:

The next time a guy complains about being friendzoned, send him this picture.

grimsdark:

The next time a guy complains about being friendzoned, send him this picture.

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koryos:

Dominance Behavior in Canids

I didn’t really even WANT to make a post about this.

The alpha-beta-omega model of wolf packs is dead in scientific literature, hammered into the ground, so to speak, and it’s been dead for over ten years. So why am I still hearing about it on TV and reading about it in articles? Why are popular dog trainers that encourage you to “be the alpha” still taken seriously?

I think the unfortunate truth is that the idea that there are strong and ferocious leaders in wolf packs and that you, too, can take on that role with your dog is just somehow appealing to people. Almost romantic, in the older sense of the word. And because of this, it makes money. It sells werewolf media. It sells dog training classes. Educational science channels that have no business promoting this false ideology keep it on board because it gets people watching.

If you couldn’t tell, I’m pretty fed up with the whole thing.

Okay, let’s talk about dominance, particularly what the word even means, because popular media does a terrible job of explaining it.

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emilymayhem:

nova-arcania:

gokuma:

stunningpicture:

Dressed up like Slender Man to scare kids tonight, met a mini me.


#it looks like slenderman taking his kid out for take your kid to work day


That is adorable

That’s freaking cute

emilymayhem:

nova-arcania:

gokuma:

stunningpicture:

Dressed up like Slender Man to scare kids tonight, met a mini me.

That is adorable

That’s freaking cute

1 Aug 2014 / Reblogged from pitchandkozmotis with 232,199 notes / Slenderman aww Halloween This is a queue 

bearzerky:

tishue:

birb

OHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

bearzerky:

tishue:

birb

OHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

1 Aug 2014 / Reblogged from pitchandkozmotis with 47,879 notes / Birds awww This is a queue